This month: 8,000 Canadians die annually from hospital infections, but we prefer to spend money on foreign wars. Isn’t it time we called a spade a spade? Politicians like war. War is fun. As a politician, you’re safe at home and you get tons of thrilling press coverage. Which brings us to Khadr, the Canadian kid in US hands at Guantanamo, the boy we hate to think about. If his name were McGrath or Edwards or Cohen or he weren’t tainted with the fearful terrorist propaganda that passes for news these days, would Harper have brought him home for trial long ago as other countries have with their nationals? It’s embarrassing whatever the answer. Though while we’re discussing fun, shall we not also admit that – for some – bigotry is like bullying at school, a joy to inflict provided you’re outside the target group? Living in Alberta, we try to attract quality persons to our political realm by increasing their pay, a strategy which evidently has succeeded beyond our wildest dreams, because we no longer trouble to vote.

More talk about Tasers, as we become a land of Papa Doc and Mugabe enforcers. If we were innocent, we’d be in a bus to the oil fields, right, minding our own business, reading the comics? And if you were a virtuous woman, you wouldn’t be beautiful: what a minefield we create for ourselves in the gender wars, or so this issue of MensaMag lays beneath our hesitant and arrogant feet. Then there’s the deliberate underfunding of health care. In the end, private hospitals and insurance will be necessary because of the policies of the ninnies who run our country. Sigh.

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General

Feel life is passing you by? Activities with fellow Mensans will turn this around. Think coffees, martinis, movies, dinners, quizzes, anything that ravels up the tired sleeve of care. We’re informal and unstructured, on occasion intellectually stimulating. Mensa Calgary is a community where members interact, network, support each other, and enjoy each other’s company. For further info, contact Patricia at kathleen4057@yahoo.ca ["There’s no pleasure on earth that’s worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra five years in the geriatric ward of the Sunset Old People’s Home." (John Mortimore)]

 

MensaTest

The next Mensa testing session will be Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 6:30pm.  Testing should take just over an hour and is not at all intimidating.

The testing fee is $90. This covers the cost of writing two tests, receiving feedback on eligibility for Mensa membership, plus the first year’s membership fee if you qualify. You write two tests so you have two chances to qualify for Mensa.  Full time students pay only $70.

A pictorial test is available if your mother tongue is not English and you do not want your test scores to be disadvantaged by language.

You need to score in the top 2% of the population in one of the two tests to qualify.

Please contact Vicki Herd if you have questions about Mensa and the testing procedures. Let Vicki know if you want to write the tests at our July session, so she can plan resources and give you directions to the testing site: Meeting Room 2, Basement, W R Castell Central Library, 616 Macleod Trail SE, Calgary.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008, 6:30 pm to 8:00 pm. Email: vherd@shaw.ca  Telephone: 243-6144

 

MensaGenerationX

An under-30’s sig is rolling. Maybe a wing night on July 21st at Bootleggers, 7:00pm, 3444 32 Ave NE? Perhaps Sunday afternoon (July 27) at the Folk Festival? Or both. We’re not sure. For more info, contact Leslie Joanne at august_83@hotmail.com or try her on Facebook.

 

CoffeeFests

Diverting discussion at The Purple Perk, 2212 – 4th St SW, 7:00pm, Thursdays July 10 and 24. No subject too hot, no view too contentious, no humour too sublime. Confirm with Patricia at kathleen4057@yahoo.ca or not, as you like. Look for the Harry Potter book on the table.

 

DinnerNight

The next Mensa dinner evening will be Friday July 18, 6:30 pm, at Jacqueline Suzanne’s Bistro, 1219 - 9th Avenue SE (Inglewood).  We’ve booked a table in the dining loft. Please RSVP to Patricia @ almostp@shaw.ca

Jacqueline Suzanne’s Bistro is a charming European restaurant offering fusion cuisine in an Inglewood heritage building. The menu is creative, including sake poached salmon with wasabi aïoli and Grand Marnier scallops. Enjoy the antique, romantic décor with cozy dining loft and player piano. An experience that transports you to Paris!

Review:
http://www.calgarysun.com/cgi-bin/publish.cgi?p=132838&x=articles&s=dine

 

BookClub

Mensa’s book club selection for July is Literacy and Longing in L.A. by Jennifer Kaufman and Karen Mack. Marie will host the occasion, set for Friday July 25.  Marie has made it easy by picking up a "Book Club in a Bag" from the library, so it’s unnecessary to purchase the book.  

Jennifer Kaufman was a staff writer at the Los Angeles Times and is a two-time winner of the national Penney-Missouri Journalism Award. This debut novel, Literacy and Longing in L.A., was a #1 Los Angeles Times bestseller and has won the 2006 Southern California Booksellers Association Award for Fiction. For a review, check http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/biblio?isbn=0385340176

For more info (and a loan-copy of the book), contact Patricia at kathleen4057@yahoo.ca or 212-1461. Previous Mensa Club choices have included Night, The Alchemist, Water for Elephants and A Thousand Splendid Suns.

 
SecondTuesdays(of the Month)

July 8 for the calendar watchers among us or those clever enough to diarize important dates. Our monthly gabfest chez Vicki Herd, 2469 Sorrel Mews SW (a couple of blocks south of 33 Ave, east of Crowchild Tr), 7:30pm. BYOB.

 

Movie Night

To be decided. Watch this space.

 

For other and general event queries, email Vicki Herd (vherd@shaw.ca).

1) There are three race horses, whose respective names are Red, Orange and Yellow. They are owned by three breeders after which they are named. But no horse has the same name as his owner, and each horse has been trained by the breeder who is neither his owner nor namesake. One day, each breeder rode one of the three horses. John Red rode the horse trained by the namesake of his own horse. Stan Orange rode the horse which he himself had trained. The question is: which horse did Peter Yellow ride?

2) A female mouse is at the SE corner of a square. She is in love with a male mouse at the NE corner, who loves a female mouse at the NW corner, who loves a male mouse at the SW corner, who loves the mouse at the SE corner. At a Pavlovian signal, each mouse instantly moves directly towards his/her beloved. What happens at the centre of the square, when everyone meets up, isn’t within the parameters of our problem. The question is: if each side of the square is ten feet long and each mouse travels at the same constant speed and we ignore the length/width of the mice, how far does each mouse travel before they meet up? 

 

The answers to June’s puzzles were supplied in the June issue.

Here are the answers to July’s puzzles: 1) Work out a table with three columns. The first row is headed Mr Red, Mr Orange, Mr Yellow. The next row is for the horse owned by that person. The third row is for the horse trained by the person. The final row is for the horse ridden on the day we are considering. There is only one way to complete the table and it shows that Mr Yellow rode the horse named Orange. 2) Ten feet. The path of each mouse is always at right angles to the path of the pursuing mouse, and at any moment each mouse is at the corner of a rotating and gradually shrinking square. Undoing the rotation, it becomes clear that the motion of the pursued mouse doesn’t alter the distance that the pursuer has to travel.

Feature1 - BreastQuotient

Why did an unknown woman’s chest become national news in Canada?

I [Heather Mallick] have big breasts. They’re quite fetching. They precede me, literally.

I’m not boasting here. It’s hardly an accomplishment, it’s not as if I nurtured them in potting soil from JFK’s gravesite and watered them with champagne. I was 13 and they appeared overnight. Cathy, my best friend in Grade 10 and hands-down the high school beauty, said I had the biggest ones in class. "Really?" I said dubiously. For the next 10 years, I ignored my busty substances, but men didn’t and it caused me a lot of strife.

Missy, you’re a feminist, so why are you banging on about your rack for the CBC, I can hear you saying with a disgust - for which I frankly don’t blame you. But a feminist comes to the aid of her sisters, and Julie Couillard, the beautiful woman who had the bad judgment to date the ex-foreign affairs minister Maxime Bernier, has been set upon.

I refer to a trio of female Globe and Mail columnists who this week attacked Couillard for her breasts, her fragrant beauty and her insistence on defending her dignity as a woman.

Margaret Wente went all scissor-lips and referred to Couillard’s "boobs … barely contained by a dress that appears to be made from a handkerchief," her "voluptuous body, her "cleavage," in a "milked" scandal, "her no visible means of support, no pun intended," and her "attributes."

Sarah Hampson, a columnist who continually excoriates the father of her sons for having left her, was so obsessed with Couillard’s breasts that she twice referred with contempt to the "pantsuit" the French woman wore for a television interview with TVA this week, implying that even a pantsuit couldn’t conceal the filthy, sluttish "mounds of her bosom." In fact, Couillard was wearing a sleek beige suit with a knee-length pencil skirt that shamefully failed to conceal deplorably slender elegant calves and high-heeled shoes of creamy leather. Even men try not to get caught staring at breasts, but Hampson never flicked a glance below the waist.

And Christie Blatchford, an old acquaintance of mine - I hung out with a rough crowd when I worked at the Toronto Sun - referred to the "tracts of land" ill-concealed by a "plunging neckline" that she claims are Couillard’s only asset. And she wrote this: "I am weary of women like her, women who are celebrated for their tracts of land and, little else. I am weary of such dames getting a pass."

 

 

Here cometh the lessons, one about beautiful women and another about the nippled fleshy protuberances so yearned for by live men and so resented by women who are neither beautiful nor breasted.

1. Beautiful women don’t get a pass for their mistakes but ugly women may. "Cry me a river," Hampson declares, "she knows what she is doing."

2. Many men seem frightened of beauty but many women are sickened by it. Blatchford describes herself as "one who has never been seen as decoration on a man’s arm and thus perhaps for a legion of the shy-tracted or tract-deficient," so she allegedly speaks up for the plain or unsightly.

3. Who’s a busybody?

Blatchford blasted Couillard with flesh-shredding hollow-point bullets. There was a time not long ago when a newspaper would not have allowed columnists to do this to any person who was involuntarily or just reluctantly in the public eye. It’s unfortunate that the contraction of feminism should have also shrunk common human decency, but these columnists meow and scratch at everything they don’t have.

Never pretend that something is not worth having simply because you don’t have it, Virginia Woolf said, but she was one of those women’s rights harpies.

Prime Minister Stephen Harper called opposition politicians "old busybodies" for legitimately inquiring about Bernier’s relationship with Couillard. But who’s calling out and identifying the real busybodies: the male-run newspapers and their hypocritical columnists getting mileage from Couillard’s chest?

Harper may have inadvertently nailed it with the word "old." Young women simply do not think this way about other women’s breasts.

I am 48, my youth gathering up its skirts for a midnight flit. But I still have my daughters, as the elder columnists don’t, and their beauty makes my heart sing. I adore young women with their impossible low-slung jeans, their rivers of laughter and their confidence that the world will treat them kindly.

I don’t resent their beauty as mine dries up like a lakebed, I revel in it.

I’ll point out another thing that was morally illegal besides the columnists burying their claws into Couillard’s mammaries and screaming in anguish that trollops like her have the world at their feet. It happened long before the recent publicity.

Maxime Bernier had a look on his face as Couillard – in the dress he selected – accompanied him to the swearing-in ceremony in stodgy Ottawa: It was a look that said "I have huge breasts." However, it was not his, but his girlfriend’s chest that he laid claim to, as deranged as that sounds.

He also crossed the breast barrier.

Take this, ladies: On my first-ever morning in Paris as I sat in a café eating blood sausage, a troop of soldiers of the Republic, on horseback and relying heavily on Napoleonic costuming, ceremoniously rode up to the Pont de Sully. As they passed the café, they turned in unison and stared at me. I was jet-lagged and mystified.

"They’re looking at your breasts," my husband said.

"But that’s insane," I replied.

Insane, yes, but 10 years later it has some value. Now I can tell a collection of woman-hating females at an enabling male-run newspaper that my breasts have stopped horse artillery.

(by heather mallick, CBC Comment, June 2, 2008)

Feature2 - RCMP

RCMP taser subjects repeatedly

RCMP officers are likely to fire their stun guns multiple times during an altercation, despite a policy that warns it may pose health risks, according to a joint investigation conducted by CBC News/Radio Canada and the Canadian Press.

The media outlets, which analyzed the Taser-use forms RCMP officers are required to fill out if they draw their stun gun, also found that multiple use of Tasers is increasing.

The data from 2002 to 2007 is heavily censored but reveals that Mounties used their Tasers more than 3,000 times nationwide during the period. In more than 1,300 of those cases, officers fired their stun gun more than once.

The analysis also revealed that in nearly 18 per cent of the incidents, officers had fired three or more times.

The RCMP policy, in place since 2005, states that "multiple deployment or continuous cycling of the CEW [conducted energy weapon] may be hazardous to a subject. Unless situational factors dictate otherwise, do not cycle the CEW repeatedly, for more than 15-20 seconds at a time against a subject."

In a letter dated Nov. 27, 2007, RCMP Commissioner William Elliot reaffirmed this policy to Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day:

"Multiple applications of the CEW have been permitted from the beginning," he wrote. "But on July 12, 2005, an operational bulletin placed restrictions on the multiple applications of the CEW."

But despite the new rules, the percentage of Taser incidents in which the weapon was fired multiple times crept up from 42 per cent in 2005 to 45 per cent in 2007.

The investigation also revealed that in 2,200 of the 3,000 RCMP Taser incidents between 2002 and 2007, the person the Mounties were dealing with was unarmed.

 

 

B.C. resident Curtis Wasylenko said he was hit multiple times with a Taser when the RCMP showed up for a dispute he was having with a Kelowna cab driver in 2004. He said he was astounded that within moments he was zapped with a stun gun, which is designed to incapacitate a person by delivering a high-voltage electric shock.

Wasylenko said the first hit knocked him off his feet and that the officer continued to zap him as he cried out in pain. Wasylenko said a second officer fired his stun gun at him as he lay on the ground.

"I can’t really remember how many times they got me but I know it was a lot. I felt my heart – boom, boom, you know, all I could feel was my heart," he said.

"It felt like I had the wind knocked out of me. I couldn’t breathe."

The RCMP rejected a request for an interview about the analysis of the data. An interview with one of the Mounties’ use-of-force experts was scheduled and then cancelled at the last minute.

But the RCMP has defended the use of multiple stuns by suggesting that there are instances where it is necessary. In the letter to Day, Elliott spelled out reasons for permitting so-called "multiple applications," though the details of his arguments were blacked out when the letter was released.

Elliott noted that it is "common, in some of our contract jurisdictions, to be a considerable distance from other members when encountering offenders and the unpredictability of these events makes them dangerous.

"The use of the CEW … warrants the ability to apply more than one application of the CEW."

(by David McKie, CBC, June 11, 2008)

Feature3 - FreeMarketHealthCare

Alberta’s Future

The US economic slowdown has swelled the ranks of people without health insurance. But it also threatens millions of people who have insurance but find that the coverage is too limited or that they cannot afford their own share of medical costs. Alternatively, employers might offer plans, but employees cannot afford the premiums and so aren’t covered.

And many of the 158 million people covered by employer health insurance are struggling to meet medical expenses that are much higher than they used to be – often because of some combination of higher premiums, less extensive coverage, and bigger out-of-pocket deductibles or "co-payments".

With medical costs soaring, the coverage many people have simply won’t adequately protect them from the financial shock of an emergency room visit or major surgery. For some, routine doctor visits now take a back seat to basic expenses like food and gasoline.

"It (medical expense) just keeps eating into people’s income," said James Corbin, a former union official who now works for the local utility in Tucson.

Mr. Corbin said that under their employer’s health plan, he and his co-workers pay up to $4,000 of their families’ annual medical bills, on top of about $1,600 a year in premiums. Five years ago, they paid no premiums and were responsible for only about $2,000 of their families’ medical bills.

"That’s a big jump," Mr. Corbin said. "You’ve just lost a month’s pay."

Already, many doctors say, the soft economy is making some insured people hesitant to get the care they need, reluctant to spend a $50 co-payment for an office visit. Parents "are waiting longer to bring in their children," said Dr. Richard Lander, a pediatrician in Livingston, N.J.. "They say, ‘The kid isn’t that sick; her temperature is only 102.’ "

The problem of affording health care is most acute for people with no insurance, a group expected to soon exceed 48 million, but those with insurance say they too are feeling the pain.

Since the recession of 2001, an employee’s average premium for annual health care family coverage has nearly doubled – to $3,300, up from $1,800 – while incomes have come nowhere close to keeping up. Factor in other out-of-pocket medical costs, and the portion of the average American household’s income that goes toward health care has risen about 12 percent, according to the consulting and accounting firm Deloitte, and is now approaching one-fifth of the average household’s spending.

In a recent survey by Deloitte’s health research center, only 7 percent of people said they felt financially prepared for their future health care needs.

Shirley Giarde of Walla Walla, Wash., was not prepared when her husband, Raymond, suddenly developed congestive heart failure last year and needed a pacemaker and defibrillator. Because his job did not provide health benefits, she has covered them both through a policy for the self-employed, which she obtained as the proprietor of a bridal and formal-wear store, the Purple Parasol.

But when Raymond had his medical problems, Ms. Giarde discovered that her insurance would cover only $22,000, leaving them with about $100,000 in unpaid hospital bills.

 

 

Even though the hospital agreed to reduce that debt to about $50,000, Ms. Giarde is still struggling to pay it – in part because the poor economy has meant slumping sales at the Purple Parasol. Her husband, now disabled and unable to work, will not qualify for Medicare for another year, and she cannot afford the $758 a month it would cost to enroll him in a state-run insurance plan for individuals who cannot find private insurance.

She recently refinanced her car, a 2002 Toyota Highlander, to help pay for her husband’s heart medicines, which cost some $400 a month.

Experts say that too often for the underinsured, coverage can seem like health insurance in name only – adequate only as long as they have no medical problems.

"There’s a real shift in the burden of health care to people who happen to be sick," said Paul B. Ginsburg, the president of the Center for Studying Health System Change, a research group in Washington.

Companies and policy makers have yet to focus on what the faltering economy means for employees’ medical care, said Helen Darling, president of the National Business Group on Health, a Washington association of about 200 large employers.

"It’s a bad-news situation when an individual or household has to pay out-of-pocket three, four or five times as much for their health plan as they would have at the time of the last recession," she said. "Americans have been giving their pay raise to the health care system."

Sage Holben, a 62-year-old library technician with diabetes who is active in her local union in St. Paul, says that in 2003 union members agreed to a two-year freeze on wages to protect their health care coverage. But for the union, which will begin talks on the next contract this fall, it may be difficult to continue that trade-off, Ms. Holben said. "It’s at the point where we’re losing, anyway," she said.

"I live paycheck to paycheck," said Ms. Holben, who makes close to $40,000 a year at Metropolitan State University.

When she took the job in 1999, she says, the health benefits required no co-payments for doctor visits. Now, her out-of-pocket cost per visit is $22, and she pays $38 a month for her diabetes medicine. She has not been to the eye doctor in two years, even though eye exams are crucial for people with diabetes and she knows she needs new glasses. Nor does she monitor her blood sugar as regularly as she should because of the cost of the supplies.

"It’s not an extravagant expense," she said. "It just adds up." And it comes atop the increasing bills for utilities, gasoline and food – and the few hundred dollars of repairs her 1994 Chevrolet Cavalier needs.

Many employers do recognize that their workers are struggling financially even as they are asking them to pick up more of their health-care bills.

"It makes the work we have to do even more challenging," said Anne Silverman, the vice president in charge of benefits in North America for the publishing company Reed Elsevier. "Employees are being stretched in terms of their disposable income."

Even so, more companies may see themselves as having little choice but to require employees to pay even more of their health expenses, said Ted Nussbaum, a benefits consultant at the firm Watson Wyatt Worldwide. And when a weak economy undermines job security, he said, workers may simply have to accept reduced benefits.

While Mr. Nussbaum and other consultants say it is unlikely that significant numbers of employers will simply drop coverage for their workers, the weak economy could prompt more of them to push for so-called consumer-driven plans. Such plans tend to offset lower premiums with higher annual deductibles.

And while these plans often allow employees to put pre-tax savings into special health care accounts, they typically end up forcing the worker to assume a bigger share of overall medical costs. About six million people are now enrolled in these medical plans.

Among employers, the hardest pressed may be small businesses. Their insurance premiums tend to be proportionately higher than ones paid by large employers, because small companies have little bargaining clout with insurers.

Health costs are "burying small business," said Mike Roach, who owns a small clothing store in Portland, Ore. He recently testified on health coverage at a Senate hearing led by Ron Wyden, Democrat of Oregon.

Last year, Mr. Roach paid about $27,000 in health premiums for his eight employees. "It’s a huge chunk of change," he said, noting that he was forced to raise his employees’ yearly deductible by 50 percent, to $750.

Around the nation, some workers are simply priced out of their employee health plans.

After Brian Falacienski of Milton, Fla., was laid off last year from his job as a surveyor for a construction company, he found another position. But the cost of his new health plan – $800 a month for coverage with a $1,000 annual deductible – was beyond the means of Mr. Falacienski, 38, who is married and has a 2 year-old daughter.

His wife, Marianne, started researching individual insurance policies and was able to find policies for her husband and daughter offering basic, if minimal, coverage, costing $161 a month for father and daughter. But Ms. Falacienski, 32, who has arthritis and the severe digestive disorder Crohn’s disease, is now uninsured. Because of her conditions, she said, four major insurers rejected her.

"I even applied for Medicaid," she said, "but I wasn’t low-income enough."

[Correction of May 13, 2008. The above misstates the co-payment that one patient, Sage Holben, must pay at each visit to her doctor. After checking her records, Ms. Holben says her co-payment is $22, not the $25 she originally stated.]

(by reed abelson and milt freudenheim, New York Times, May 4, 2008)

Feature4 - TortureForFreedom

Medical examinations of suspected militants formerly held by the U.S. military at the Guantanamo Bay detention centre in Cuba showed evidence of torture and other abuse that resulted in serious injuries and mental disorders, according to a human rights group.

The study, considered the most extensive medical check of former U.S. detainees published so far, also tracked former suspects held at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, with similar findings.

For the study, Physicians for Human Rights had doctors and mental health professionals examine 11 former prisoners of Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay.

The U.S-based human rights organization says it found evidence of U.S. torture and war crimes, and it accuses U.S. military health professionals of allowing the abuse of detainees, denying detainees medical care and providing confidential medical information to interrogators that was then exploited.

 

 

Physicians for Human Rights did not identify the 11 former prisoners to protect their privacy. Seven were held in Abu Ghraib between late 2003 and summer of 2004, a period that coincides with the known torture of prisoners at the hands of some of their U.S. jailers. Four of the prisoners were held at Guantanamo beginning in 2002 for one to almost five years. All 11 were released without charges being laid.

Those examined reported being tortured or abused, including sexually, and described being shocked with electrodes, beaten, shackled, stripped of their clothes, deprived of food and sleep, and spit and urinated on.

The Associated Press has obtained a report outlining the treatment of two Iraqi prisoners. One, identified only as Yasser, reported being subjected to electric shocks three times and being sodomized with a stick. His thumbs bore round scars consistent with shocking. He would not allow a full rectal exam.

Another Iraqi, identified only as Rahman, reported he was humiliated by being forced to wear women’s underwear, was stripped naked and paraded in front of female guards, and was shown pictures of other naked detainees. The psychological exam found that Rahman suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder and had sexual problems related to his humiliation.

The Physicians for Human Rights report came as the U.S. Senate’s armed services committee revealed documents showing military lawyers warned the Pentagon that methods it was using following the Sept. 11, 2001, airplane hijackings violated military, U.S. and international law. Those objections were overruled by a top Pentagon lawyer.

U.S. President George W. Bush said in 2004, when the prison torture was revealed, that it was the work of "a few American troops who dishonoured our country and disregarded our values." Bush and other U.S. officials have consistently denied that the U.S. tortures its detainees.

The degradation of some prisoners by their U.S. captors is well documented by the government’s own reports. Once-secret documents show that the Pentagon and Justice Department allowed, at least for a time, forced nakedness, isolation, sleep deprivation and humiliation at its military prisons in Guantanamo Bay and at Abu Ghraib.

Physicians for Human Rights’ medical examiners did not have access to the 11 patients’ medical histories prior to their imprisonment, so it was not possible to know whether any of the prisoners’ ailments, disabilities and scars pre-dated their confinement. The U.S. military says an al-Qaeda training manual instructs members, if captured, to assert they were tortured during interrogation.

However, doctors and mental health professionals stated they could link the prisoners’ claims of torture while in U.S. detention to injuries documented by X-rays, medical exams and psychological tests.

"The level of the time, thoroughness and rigour of the exams left me personally without question about the credibility of the individuals," said Dr. Allen Keller, one of the doctors who conducted the exams, in an interview with the Associated Press.

"The findings on the physical and psychological exams were consistent with what they reported."

All 11 former detainees reported being subjected to: Stress positions, including being suspended for hours by the arms or tightly shackled for days; prolonged isolation and hooding or blindfolding, a form of sensory deprivation; threats against themselves, their families or friends from interrogators or guards; ten said they were forced to be naked, some for days or weeks; nine said they were subjected to prolonged sleep deprivation; at least six said they were threatened with military working dogs, often while naked; four reported being sodomized, subjected to anal probing, or threatened with rape.

The patients underwent intensive, two-day long exams following standards and methods used worldwide to document torture.

"We found clear physical and psychological evidence of torture and abuse, often causing lasting suffering," Keller said.

Keller, who directs the Bellevue/New York University Program for Survivors of Torture, said the treatment the detainees reported were "eerily familiar" to stories from other torture survivors around the world. He said the sexual humiliation of the prisoners was often the most traumatic experience.

Most former detainees are out of reach of Western doctors because they are either in Iraq or have been returned to their home countries from Guantanamo.

More than 770 prisoners have spent time at Guantanamo Bay, some for up to six years without charge, since the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan in 2001. Of the 250 men currently being held, a dozen have been charged with criminal offences. One conviction has resulted from the Guantanamo detentions, that of Australian David Hicks in 2007.

(Associated Press, June 18, 2008)

Feature5 - MoreCanadianTorture

Paul Kennedy, head of the Commission for Public Complaints Against the RCMP, released a final report on June 18, 2008, outlining 12 government recommendations on the ‘ use of Tasers by the Mounties.

Among his key recommendations, Kennedy said "that individuals who are Tasered about whom police have no knowledge of underlying medical conditions [should] receive prompt medical attention."

He also said a new policy should be implemented that would restrict Taser usage to experienced officers.

"The Taser must be in the hands of those qualified and trained, but also those who have the knowledge, experience and judgment to know in which circumstances this weapon may be most effective."

However, Kennedy said, there should be allowances on that policy due to geographical contingencies. In rural settings, officers who have the rank of senior constable with at least five years of experience would be allowed to use the weapon. But in urban areas, members would have to have attained the rank of corporal or above.

Kennedy also said the Mounties have failed to comprehensively track how they use the weapons, which are used by police to incapacitate people using a 50,000-volt electric shock.

"The quality of the data in the RCMP national data Taser bank is so poor that any of the policy shifts after the 2001 introduction of the weapon cannot be factually supported," Kennedy said.

Kennedy said of the 4,000 reporting forms examined contained "large gaps in the data where numerous fields on the reporting forms were not completed."

He said there were instances where the RCMP knew Tasers had been used, but no forms were submitted.

 

 

The commission, an independent civilian agency, launched a probe into how the force uses Tasers following the death of Polish immigrant Robert Dziekanski, a case that attracted worldwide attention after a videotape capturing his death was released.

Dziekanski, 40, died after four RCMP officers zapped him with a stun gun at least twice at Vancouver International Airport.

In an interim report, Kennedy had called on the force to restrict its use of stun guns, saying the weapons are increasingly employed to subdue those who are resistant rather than those who pose a threat.

In that report, Kennedy criticized the RCMP for failing to manage the use of Tasers and allowing usage to grow over the past six years to include cases where people were "clearly non-combative."

Kennedy reaffirmed in his final report that the weapon be classified as an "impact weapon" and be used in situations where an individual is "combative" or posing a risk of "death or grievous bodily harm," including individuals appearing to be experiencing the conditions of excited delirium.

Other recommendations for the RCMP included:

1) Implementing clearer operational guidelines on the use of stun guns against "at-risk populations" and in particular the role of emergency medical services after the weapons have been deployed.

2) Making Taser reporting forms more detailed to include the context surrounding weapon’s use, a description of the subject’s behaviour, information on how the officer’s safety was augmented by the weapon, and justification for a multiple or prolonged use of the weapon.

3) Instructing all divisions to immediately conduct a comprehensive review of Taser use, identify all outstanding reports and immediately submit all reports to the national database.

Kennedy’s findings follow a joint investigation by CBC News/Radio-Canada and the Canadian Press which found that RCMP officers are likely to fire their electronic stun guns multiple times during an altercation, despite a policy that warns it may pose health risks.

The media outlets, examining data from 2002 to 2007, also found multiple use of Tasers is increasing.

As well, the probe revealed that about one in three people stunned with a Taser by the RCMP receive injuries that require medical attention.

In a statement Wednesday, Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day said the government "accepts the report and its recommendations in principle," including further restrictions on how Tasers are used.

Day added he had already met with RCMP Commissioner William Elliott to discuss the implications.

"We will act on the recommendations as quickly as possible to provide clearer direction to our members, to further restrict situations in which the [Taser] can be deployed, and to develop and implement measures to enhance accountability and to promote officer and public safety," Elliott said.

(CBC, June 18, 2008)

Feature6 - JapanSelfDestruct

Japanese professionals in their thirties are killing themselves at unprecedented rates, as the nation struggles with a runaway suicide epidemic.

Newly published figures show that 30,093 people took their own lives in 2007 – a 2.9 per cent increase in a year – leaving the country as the most suicide-prone anywhere in the developed world and rendering government efforts to combat the problem a failure.

Suicide rates remained highest among men – at 71 per cent of the total – and very high among Japan’s rising population of over-60s. Geographically, most suicides took place in the prefecture of Yamanashi, where the forested foothills of Mount Fuji continue to attract the suicidal from around Japan.

Government analysis of the figures, for the tenth year consecutive in which suicides have remained above 30,000 mark, has exposed a series of new and troubling trends: people in their thirties are the most likely to kill themselves, and work-related depression is emerging as a prime motive.

Psychologists, sociologists and other close observers of Japanese society believe that the country is in the grip of a full-blown crisis among its young working population. Experts say that high suicide rates and the recent spate of random stabbings in public places are symptoms of a malaise that the country has ignored for too long.

Mika Tsutsumi, an economist and social analyst, said that the recent stabbings in Akihabara were worryingly predictable: the killing spree for which Tomohiro Kato was allegedly responsible was, she says, driven by a sense of hopelessness in the workplace. Underneath Japanese society is concealed "an invisible reserve army of Katos", she said.

 

 

Even more disturbing than the raw suicide figures, said police, was the astounding recent surge in people who have taken their lives by generating highly poisonous hydrogen sulphide gas from a combination of standard household products.

Unlike more traditional methods such as hanging or drugs overdoses, the production of hydrogen sulphide endangers people in the same building and turns what used to be private despair into a public event.

Twenty-nine people used that method to end their lives last year, but after the formula for the gas was circulated widely on various "suicide websites", it has taken on a sinister appeal to the desperate and lonely.

Since February this year, 517 people have killed themselves using the gas, about half of them in their twenties, and its macabre popularity as a method of self-destruction shows no sign of waning.

The crisis of despair gripping young working Japanese has triggered plenty of official and media hand-wringing, though little in the way of change in corporate Japan. Wages remain low, and hierarchies rigid.

"We live in an uncomfortable and restrictive society where trivial matters are important," said Professor Kiyohiko Ikeda, a veteran social commentator at Waseda University. "The young feel a sense of deadlock; society does not accept minor mistakes."

(by leo lewis, CBC, June 19, 2008)

Feature7 - AbsurdityInOil

Those pilgrim puritans are at it again, threatening to ban, regulate and smother all forms of risk-taking. After adultery, booze, ciggies and online poker, Americans have invented a new vice and its home is New York’s Mercantile Exchange. Goaded by a pack of opportunistic United States senators who seek to ride the wave of public rage about fuel prices, the Commodities and Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) is preparing a report on the role of speculators in the crude oil futures market.

Think about that for a moment. The regulator of a market that enables investors to bet on future oil prices is to investigate the role that speculation, that is to say betting, plays in that market.

Walter Lukken, the CFTC chairman, is to report to Congress in September. This is what he might conclude: "We have investigated the behaviour of investment banks, hedge funds, pension and mutual funds in Nymex oil futures contracts. We have found that, without exception, these groups are using futures for the sole purpose of speculating on the price of oil. We therefore conclude that to prevent this nefarious activity, we must shut down immediately the US light sweet crude futures market."

Even so, Congress is not waiting and legislation is mooted that will deter oil futures trading. Like smokers, investors will have to stump up much more money for their oily habit in the form of bigger margin calls, and some politicians want to ban "speculators" altogether.

 

 

Could someone please tell the congressional ninnies that the purpose of a futures market is to make bets, to speculate, on outcomes to mitigate the risk of a bad price or to profit from a good one. It is absurd to distinguish a commercial investor, ie, an airline insuring against an increase in the cost of jet fuel, from the "wicked" speculation of a pension fund that bets on oil prices rising or falling. Every investment is commercial and a fund has as great a commercial interest as any other business in protecting its other investments from the negative impact of rising oil prices.

This separation of investors into sheep and goats is otiose. Weekly reports from the CFTC on open interest in the light sweet crude market indicate that so-called commercial investors dominate activity. Commitments by commercial investors exceed those of the non-commercial by four to one.

Among commercial investors, open interest is almost equally balanced between those holding long and short positions while there is a slight bias to long positions among non-commercial players, which might give some support to the notion that the banks and hedge funds tend to be bullish on oil.

And they have enjoyed a winning streak for several years. Oil is not a tulip bubble or a dot-com boom. Every day 87 million barrels of oil are consumed, burnt or transformed into other materials. Oil is essential to our lives, unlike the tulip bulbs hoarded by Dutch investors in the 17th century or the internet companies that had little revenue and no profits.

Oil is not a fashion - we need oil as we need wheat, more so because there is no alternative to oil.

If we worry that speculation is driving oil futures beyond supply and demand fundamentals, there is a reality check in the daily trade of physical cargoes of crude. Refiners and petrochemical companies compete for the cheapest crude of the best quality. Bids and offers for cargoes of Brent, Nigerian bonny light and Russian Urals crude are posted every minute on the Platts pricing service. If the oil futures price was seriously out of kilter with the underlying trade in oil cargoes, a canny oil trader could short-sell the market and make a killing. In other words, a bubble in oil futures would be swamped by crude oil overflowing from storage tanks. It would not last long, certainly not years of continuous price escalation.

The good thing about futures markets is that they offer a small angle on the unknowable world to come. That explains why some Americans find it abhorrent. The early British settlers who founded the Plymouth Colony in contemporary Massachusetts were Puritans, fundamentalist Christians who believed in the absolute sovereignty of God and the utter depravity of human beings, other than those destined for salvation.

It is a world view incompatible with financial markets where the future is not ordained but random and chaotic, a place where bad things happen to God-fearing people. It is interesting that the congressional attack on financial speculators is repeated in identical language in Saudi Arabia, a nation in thrall to a slightly different puritanism. American puritanism still bursts forth in moments of political and economic stress when libertarian capitalism confronts the moral straitjacket of the fearful and devout.

With threats to regulate London’s oil market, the puritans are having their revenge against the British state that forced them to flee in the 17th century. Congress wants to close the "London loophole", forcing London’s oil market to abide by US regulations on limits to trading. Senator Barack Obama, the Democratic presidential candidate, is making similar threats to regulate oil markets. London is emerging as the last bastion of lightly regulated capitalism as America rails against evil financiers. A nation consumed by fear of foreigners, puritanical self-doubt and effete introspection cannot be the standard-bearer of global capitalism. It is left to Britain. It’s a tough job but someone has to do it.

(by carl mortished, The Times, June 25, 2008)

N&Q1 - Governmentium

A New Addition to Chemistry’s Periodic Table

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium* (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 26 years; it does not decay, but undergoes reorganization during which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons change places, creating a dark element called Newgovernmentium.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass actually increases over time, since each reorganization causes morons to become neutrons. New isodopes are formed with each successive step. This characteristic, called moron promotion, leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium and its related elements are formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical mass is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, for example, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

(thanks to vicki herd) 

 

N&Q2 - RedJoke

A man dies and it is judgement day. "I am afraid you have not made it to heaven," a voice minces bureaucratically in his ear. "But you can, as a special favour, have a choice of hells".

"What do you mean, a choice of hells?" "You can go to capitalist hell or communist hell".

"Ok, fair enough, but what’s the difference between them?" "Well, the capitalist hell has fire and brimstone and torture." "And the communist hell? That has brimstone and torture and fire".

"I don’t understand. They sound exactly the same. Which should I pick?"

"If I were you, I’d choose the communist hell."

"Why should I do that?"

"Well, you know what these communist places are like. Sometimes there’s no fire, sometimes there’s no brimstone, sometimes there’s no torture………"

N&Q3 - Buffaloed

In one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this:

‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this ….. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.’

(thanks to vicki herd)

N&Q4 - Bisphenol A (as at May 30, 2008)

What does current research suggest about exposure to the chemical?

Studies in peer-reviewed journals have indicated that even at low doses, BPA can increase breast and ovarian cancer cell growth and the growth of some prostate cancer cells in animals. Yale researchers found that when BPA was administered to pregnant mice, it altered a gene responsible for normal uterine development. The study, published in the Journal of the Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology in January 2007, theorized that, "If pregnant women are exposed to the estrogen-like properties found in BPA, it may impact female reproductive tract development and the future fertility of female fetuses the mother is carrying."

A study published in the journal Chemistry & Biology in 2006 showed that "modified versions of bisphenol A likely to be formed in the body do stimulate breast tumour cell growth in vitro," according to a statement by Theodore Widlanski, the study’s lead researcher and a biochemistry professor at Indiana University. "Enzymes present on the surface of breast tumour cells appear to convert the modified BPA back into BPA."

He cautioned that the study, by researchers at Indiana University and University of California at Berkeley, did not indicate products such as bottled water aren’t safe. "We have only demonstrated a possible mechanism that explains what people have been speculating about for years." he said. "It doesn’t mean that your bottled water is any less safe today than it was yesterday. It just means that if it isn’t safe, we might be able to explain why."

A University of Cincinnati research team published a study in the journal Endocrinology in 2005 showing bisphenol A may disrupt important effects of estrogen in the developing brains of rodents. They worked with rats at a period in their development equivalent to the third trimester of human fetal development, through to the first few years of childhood. At low doses, bisphenol A appeared to affect the normal activity of estrogen.

"We have now shown that environmental estrogens like BPA appear to alter, in a very complicated fashion, the normal way estrogen communicates with immature nerve cells," said lead researcher Jay Belcher in a statement. "The developmental effects that we studied are known to be important for brain development and also for normal function of the adult brain."

In 2003, researchers at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland published in the journal Current Biology the results of studies of low levels of exposure of the chemical on the reproductive systems of mice. They found that the mice’s eggs showed increased rates of two chromosome abnormalities. In normal mouse or human eggs, the chromosomes line up, ready for the egg to split in two when fertilized. But in many of the eggs of the exposed mice, the chromosomes were not aligned. In addition, the egg cells of the exposed mice often had too few or too many chromosomes.

These kinds of chromosomal abnormalities are the leading cause of birth defects and mental retardation in humans, according to Patricia Hunt, the study’s lead researcher and a professor of genetics.

 

What is Health Canada’s take on the chemical?

Health Canada’s evaluation of bisphenol A, launched in Nov. 2007, included a review of human and animal studies around the world and research into how much of the chemical is leaching from consumer products.

The study is part of a more comprehensive review of about 200 chemicals the federal government has singled out for more careful study.

Health Canada’s assessment primarily focused on BPA’s effect on newborns and infants up to 18 months of age. The ministry determined the main source of exposure for newborns and infants is through the use of polycarbonate baby bottles when they are exposed to high temperatures, and the migration of bisphenol A from cans into infant formula.

While Health Canada says newborns and infants are exposed to bisphenol A at levels below what is considered to pose a risk, it said in April 2008 that it plans to ban baby bottles containing BPA. Health Canada also intends to work with industry to reduce the use of BPA in cans containing infant formula.

"We’ve concluded it’s better to be safe than sorry," Health Minister Tony Clement told reporters when he announced the ban on polycarbonate baby bottles containing bisphenol A in April 2008.

In May, Health Canada assured consumers cans of tomato sauce and tins of apple juice are safe to eat and drink, after testing detected low levels of the chemical bisphenol A in the products.

The federal agency issued a statement saying trace amounts of the chemical were not cause for concern.

"A preliminary examination of the results show that levels of BPA reported as migrating from canned food sources are very low, in the range of parts per billion [one billionth gram in a gram of food] and are consistent with levels of BPA reported in canned foods sold worldwide."

An average Canadian would need to eat several hundred cans of food daily to be at risk, Health Canada said.

(CBC, June 2, 2008)

N&Q5 - Bulwer-LyttonPrize1993

She wasn’t really my type, a hard-looking but untalented reporter from the local cat box liner, but the first second that the third-rate representative of the fourth estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch, my sixth sense said seventh heaven was as close as an eighth note from Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, so, nervous as a tenth grader drowning in eleventh-hour cramming for a physics exam, I swept her into my longing arms, and, humming "The Twelfth of Never," I got lucky on Friday the thirteenth.

– Wm. W. "Buddy" Ocheltree, Port Townsend, Washington